Dear Judgmental Mind,
You have been knocking on my skull a whole hell of a lot lately. Like way more than usual. I have been feebly attempting to compile a character/impression reel and you keep tearing me down. Look, I know we all have you in our brains and you love to spread across our bodies like Cancer. First in our heads, then our shoulders, through our chest (past our fragile hearts) and eventually all the way down to our little toes.
Stop telling me that I'm not good enough or that everyone else thinks I'm not good enough. I am good enough and everyone else's opinions of me don't matter. I am a strong force, a flurry of skill and I have the power to control you. I just need to figure out how.
Also, I could use a good lay.